Sunday, June 19, 2011

Happy Father's Day

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys." ~Harmon Killebrew

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. ~Bill Cosby


A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. ~Enid Bagnold


A father carries pictures where his money used to be. ~Author Unknown

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~Red Buttons

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968

Happy Father's Day!

4 comments:

  1. Great Father's Day quotes. I hope the Dad in your house has a good one.

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  2. These quotes pretty much sum it all up!!

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